Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
01 February, 2016720p
S13 E2 - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
08 February, 2016720p
S13 E3 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
15 February, 2016720p
S13 E4 - N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
22 February, 2016720p
S13 E5 - Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
29 February, 2016720p
S13 E6 - Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
07 March, 2016720p
S13 E7 - The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
14 March, 2016720p
S13 E8 - Stan-Dan Deliver
Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
21 March, 2016720p
S13 E9 - Anchorfran
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
28 March, 2016720p
S13 E10 - The Two Hundred
Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.
11 April, 2016720p
S13 E11 - The Unincludeds
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
18 April, 2016720p
S13 E12 - The Dentist's Wife
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
25 April, 2016720p
S13 E13 - Widow's Pique
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
02 May, 2016720p
S13 E14 - The Nova Centauris-Burgh Board Of Tourism Presents: American Dad
Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.
09 May, 2016720p
S13 E15 - Daesong Heavy Industries
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."
16 May, 2016720p
S13 E16 - Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
23 May, 2016720p
S13 E17 - Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".
30 May, 2016720p
S13 E18 - Mine Struggle
When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he faces pressure from the family to sell.
06 June, 2016720p
S13 E19 - Garfield and Friends
Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.
13 June, 2016720p
S13 E20 - Gifted Me Liberty
Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.
20 June, 2016720p
S13 E21 - Next of Pin
Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
27 June, 2016720p
S13 E22 - Standard Deviation
To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.
